Hunter S. Thompson was a man who was very against violence and yet, very much into making things explode. That’s the thing about guns and the stigma attached to them – they’re nothing bad just because violence is caused by them. They’re actually quite fun and if you’re looking for a new hobby, instead of another weekend spent playing Halo or reading Reddit, buy a gun and take it shooting.

There’s almost a burst of testosterone (literally) whenever you fire a weapon. If you’re thinking about taking this hobby more seriously than your neighbors, consider investing in a px4 storm. It shoots like a dream and cuts through targets the way a knife does to butter. You can memorize all the stats of a Beretta cx4 Storm as well, because that’s another gun that’s worth keeping around. You can start going to gun conventions, sign up for the National Rifle Association (AKA the NRA – P.S. they allow handguns too) and even go hunting.

It’s mother nature’s way and the polite thing to do. But the meat off a deer can last you a long, long time so make sure you invest in a deep freezer. Then you can eat it for weeks and weeks at a time and share with all your neighbors. You’ll be the talk of the town and sure to keep yourself not bored with Beretta firearms.